Phyllis walks down the stairs into the lounge as Christine is telling a story about Danny sweeping her off her feet. She asks if this is a private party, or whether anyone can join. She goes to grab a glass of champagne from a tray, but Lauren sweeps it out of her grasp.

Lauren warns her that she shouldn’t be there.

Phyllis says she does want to be there. Cricket is just the cutest little bug-in-a-rug! Is this a sneak peek for her wedding dress?

Christine had hoped they emptied their bags of barbs when they talked earlier.

Lauren pulls Phyllis aside. They need to talk privately. Phyllis tries to get away, but Lauren insists.

Traci apologizes for Phyllis’s intrusion. This is the last thing Christine needs to ruin her night!

Diane thinks Phyllis is still going to try to ruin the party.

Lauren asks Phyllis why she’s there.

Phyllis shrugs. She lives in the building! She came down for a drink, and didn’t know she was going to stumble into the “Cricket/Romalotti 2.0 Kick-off Party”!

Lauren says that Phyllis is being a “heat-seeking bitch” when it comes to Christine… What did she do, sniff out the party so she could spoil Christine’s happiness?

Phyllis grins. That wouldn’t be the worst thing!